Unpleasant Updates to Our Privacy Policy
Bad news: our privacy sucks and we hate you.
With Love, The IT Department
No, we can’t do the thing you asked, unless you’re our friend or you caught us on a good day, which you didn’t.
Mattress for Sale
Mattress for sale in Melbourne, Australia. Caveat emptor. Caveat everyone!
Día de los Muertos is not “Mexican Halloween”
A thorough explanation of what Día de los Muertos is not.
I’ll Launch As Soon As I’ve Fixed This Bug
Just a few little bugs to go – launch is imminent.
No, it’s “Daylight Savings/Daylight Saving”
I don’t care what it’s called. It sucks. But I’m not a racist, so I guess it’s staying.
Zap Brannigan’s Big Book of War
My quick draft of Zap Brannigan’s Big Book of War.
Honest Update on Your Job Application (from Your Subconscious)
An honest update on your job application, which we didn’t read because we hated the font. Kind regards, your subconscious.
Honest Job Posting: Extremely Junior Generic Schlepper That Will Likely Soon Be Reassigned or Fired
As a Junior Schlepper, you’ll work cross-functionally, transversely across the organization, up and down management layers and at times fully inverted like a bat.
“Let’s form a tiger team”, and other action-oriented things to say
Let’s immediately form a tiger team to unlock any blockers that may be blocking our tigers.
End of all posts :)
End of all posts :)