Honest Update on Your Job Application (from Your Subconscious)
An honest update on your job application, which we didn’t read because we hated the font. Kind regards, your subconscious.
Honest Job Posting: Extremely Junior Generic Schlepper That Will Likely Soon Be Reassigned or Fired
As a Junior Schlepper, you’ll work cross-functionally, transversely across the organization, up and down management layers and at times fully inverted like a bat.
Become a Successful Solopreneur in Just Seven Gruelling Years
Step one: Listen to every podcast, read every book, and take every course, ever.
Imperial Idioms Converted to Metric Units
Imperial idioms in English converted to metric units. You’re welcome.
A Review of Watches: They’re Dumb
A review of watches. Why I got into them, why they’re dumb, and how I grew the f*X& out of them.
Photoshop Generative Fill Fixes George’s Photo Retouching Problem from Seinfeld
Using generative AI to fix George Constanza’s classic problem of trying to airbrush himself back into a photo.
The Ultimate Guide to Ineffective Meetings
My ultimate guide to ineffective meetings. Send this as an email, scheduling a meeting to discuss its contents.
Trump’s Goodbye Letter to Biden [Satire]
Trump’s goodbye letter to Biden.
Exercises with Foreign Names that are Actually Persian
Exercises in CrossFit, P45 etc. that have foreign names, renamed to Persian.
Bain & Co Hot Topics — A Throwback to Not Fitting In
A collection of “hot topics” I submitted to the office town hall meetings at Bain & Company while I worked there in Australia, from 2008-2011.
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