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  • Dia de los muertos parade stylised graphic

    Día de los Muertos is not “Mexican Halloween”

    Posted on November 2, 2025
    A thorough explanation of what Día de los Muertos is not.
  • Raspberry chocolate muffins

    Raspberry, Chocolate & Walnut Muffins

    Posted on November 1, 2025
    Recipe for raspberry chocolate and walnut muffins, a slightly modified recipe from one a friend gave me.
  • Crossfit Typhoon

    CrossFit Typhoon: A Retrospective

    Posted on October 28, 2025
    How starting CrossFit at Typhoon impacted me — a retrospective now that it’s closing in 2025.
  • Day one trading Banana Stand quantitative trading app

    Banana Stand Launch: I made $1 Through Automated Algorithmic Trading and it feels GREAT

    Posted on October 23, 2025
    I did it! I went live with my platform, Banana Stand (not open to the public… yet, though maybe not ever, due to regulatory constraints, and the fact that I’d…
  • A vibrant cartoon-style rocket launches into a clear sky, carrying a swarm of bugs, set against a simplistic landscape. The illustration features bold strokes and colors, emphasizing a minimalistic design suitable for glossy magazines.

    I’ll Launch As Soon As I’ve Fixed This Bug

    Posted on October 18, 2025
    Just a few little bugs to go – launch is imminent.
  • A whimsical clock with melting numbers under a bright sun, beside silhouettes of a farm. The background features a gradient from dawn to dusk, symbolizing daylight saving time confusion. The design is minimalist with bold colors and sharp lines.

    No, it’s “Daylight Savings/Daylight Saving”

    Posted on October 11, 2025
    I don’t care what it’s called. It sucks. But I’m not a racist, so I guess it’s staying.

I’m Dana Hooshmand, the last human on the internet.

I’m based in Australia but travel for around half the year, working remotely as I work on my online businesses (currently an AI obsessive) and do consulting for a few special clients. Everywhere I go, I immerse myself in local culture and language (I speak ten, though a few are always rusty), practise combat sports, ride and work on motorcycles, and do whatever else seems fun.

See more on my about page. And if you’re a kindred spirit, say hello!

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Me and my BMW R 1200 S
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AI

Posts on AI, LLMs, and the future of work. Also, my various projects
Online business

Online Business

All my posts on online business
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Copywriting

Everything about words.
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Sheets, Excel, and GAS

Fancy formulas, clever tricks, and just stuff I like
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Career / Life

Unsolicited opinions and sometimes useful guidance on career and life.
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Tech / Gadgets

Stuff I use, how to use stuff better, and some tech support to do interesting things.
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MMA / Fitness

Jiu Jitsu, Muay Thai, other combat sport and power lifting stuff
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Satire / Humor

I can be quite humourous, if I do say so myself
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Food

Recipes, Coffee, and opinions about food
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Coding

Stuff about code
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Editorial

Opinions
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Consulting

Online business valuation, operations consulting, and SEO advisory
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