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Stuff I’ve written that I think is funny. Even if it’s just my own personal archives.

Mattress for sale in Melbourne, Australia. Caveat emptor. Caveat everyone!

A thorough explanation of what Día de los Muertos is not.

Just a few little bugs to go – launch is imminent.

I don’t care what it’s called. It sucks. But I’m not a racist, so I guess it’s staying.

My quick draft of Zap Brannigan’s Big Book of War.

An honest update on your job application, which we didn’t read because we hated the font. Kind regards, your subconscious.

As a Junior Schlepper, you’ll work cross-functionally, transversely across the organization, up and down management layers and at times fully inverted like a bat.

Let’s immediately form a tiger team to unlock any blockers that may be blocking our tigers.

Step one: Listen to every podcast, read every book, and take every course, ever.

Imperial idioms in English converted to metric units. You’re welcome.
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